Free to start. We tell you when ads will not pay — before you spend.

Paste your URL and I will run ads.

One link in. Ads out across Meta, Google, TikTok and Pinterest — scored on your sales, not their claims.

  • Reads your business straight off your own page
  • Puts your budget only where it can actually learn something
  • Checks every platform’s numbers against your books
Ads out acrossMetaFacebook + InstagramGoogleTikTokPinterest

Let’s get started

Drop in a link. We’ll read the business and build the plan.

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Free to read your site, map the budget and write the ads. No card. No ad spend until you connect your own ad account.

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SimulatedDemo account · $5,500 on TikTok

TikTok claimed its sales by a factor of 4.88×

They grade their own homework.

Every platform decides for itself which sales it caused — then bids on that number. Below, the same report a connected account gets, run over a simulated account. Both platforms look healthy on their own dashboards.

Meta$21,600 spent
It claimed131
Your books recorded73
1.79×58 claimed sales your books never sawreal cost per customer $296
TikTok$5,500 spent
It claimed39
Your books recorded8
4.88×31 claimed sales your books never sawreal cost per customer $688

Four steps. You approve every one.

  1. 01

    We read your site

    Ten facts an ad needs. What your page does not say, we leave blank — we never make it up.

  2. 02

    We map your budget

    Only the platforms your number can actually carry. Facebook and Instagram are one buy, not two.

  3. 03

    We write the ads

    The test is sized first, so you get the number of ads your budget can tell apart.

  4. 04

    We check their math

    Spend and claimed sales, set against your own books. The gap is the whole point.

Your budget decides the plan.

Every platform has a floor. Below it, your money buys guesses. So the plan changes shape as the budget grows — it does not just spread thinner.

Drag it. At $5 nothing runs, and we say so. At $150 it all goes to one platform. At $400 three platforms each get enough to stop guessing.

Daily budget
$150/ day

One platform, buying clicks.

  • Meta$150clicks
  • Pinterestopens at $179
  • Googleopens at $310
  • TikTokopens at $428

$150/day funds one platform, testing for clicks rather than purchases. That is the honest ceiling at this budget: it can tell you which message works, but not what a customer costs. Reaching a conversion signal on Meta needs about $172/day.

The real allocator, running in your browser — for an online store whose customer is worth $24. Your own numbers change every figure.

Flat price. Never a cut of your spend.

Our best advice is often to spend less. A fee that shrank when we were right would bias every call we make. So it does not move with your budget.

We weigh our own price against what you spend on ads. At $40 a month of ad spend, we call our own $19 plan indefensible and tell you to stay on Free.

Bars run from $0 to $1,000 a month of ad spend: red where the plan would cost more than it could save, amber where it is steep, green where it is proportionate.

What we will not do.

  • Call an ad a winner on three sales.
  • Print a cost per customer we cannot stand behind.
  • Take your money if paid ads cannot work for your margins.
  • Charge a cut of your ad spend.

Paste your URL and I will run ads. You approve everything before a cent moves.

Let’s get started

Drop in a link. We’ll read the business and build the plan.

or

Free to read your site, map the budget and write the ads. No card. No ad spend until you connect your own ad account.

Already have an account? Log in